December 9, 2011

July 13, 2010

I've dreamed myself a thousand times around the world...

I took this photo by turning off the satellite on my tv. Taking the fuzzy picture and turning ultraviolet, inverting colors, and bursting. Then added the words. Dave would be proud.

This Coffee Pot Sounds Like A Snare Drum...

As I was trying to figure out how to work the coffee pot at the house where I babysit... the phone rang... again. I have never been a house where so many telemarketers phone. I have started answering in Spanish and they usually just hang up one me. That is what success sounds like, yelling in Spanish and coffee spluttering.

We all do it the same way


So was the Dave Matthews Band concert (in PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA) good?

Well, Is the sky blue? Do college students live off of Roman Noodles? Does everyone fast-forward through "Cheer up Charlie" during the original Willy Wonka? Was everyone freaked out by the new Willy Wonka?
The answer to all of these questions is of course, YES!

There are a few things I learned from my concert...

  1. True fans (including myself) refer to the band simply as, Dave.
  2. Wear water proof shoes, unless you like the feeling of beer soaked flip flops.
  3. Boys generally love the song Dancing Nancies more than girls.
  4. Girls just love Dave.
  5. Tailgating is crucial for your boozers because beer costs $7.50 in the stadium.
  6. When you find "the spot," don't move... don't even breathe.
  7. Speaking of breathing... the further back you go on the floor the more you start to smell things
  8. And that smell I am talking about doesnt rinse out of your hair until you shampoo thrice.
  9. Respect is gained by correctly predicting the next segue song.
  10. Grey Street is the best song ever... but everyone already knew that.